Abusive Balloons Balloons. What's the f*cking point? On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times playfully batted around the dance floor, flanking an extravagant table of hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a "party over here!" On the other...The perfect alternative idea for parties.
Price: £6.99 from Firebox
Abusive Gift Wrap Glossy white wrapping paper printed with 'Happy Fucking Whatever' over and over again in gold foil it's the perfect balance of style and sweariness. Make sure your presents are remembered.
Celebrate (or trample all over) someone's special day with the Abusive Sweet Card. Classy, sweary and exquisitely non specific this cheeky gift card has plenty of room to write a heartfelt message, and includes a pod full of shimmery gold chocolates...